11 December 2010

My Zombie Baseball Movie

"The Balking Dead", starring James Earl Jones and the reanimated corpse of Kevin Costner. Had to cut the scene where Tom Hanks explains the infield fly rule to the zombie Cubs, but it will be an extra on the DVD, I promise.

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  1. working title: Field of Brains.

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  2. Drool Durham, staring "Legless Joe".

    The Un-natural - with lighting so bright, the zombies never see "Wondrboy" as it swings towards their craniums.

    Major Plague - with Charlie Sheen eating undead hookers.

    Bile of the Yankees...

    and

    Bad News Braaainnnnnsss!
    "U, UG-LY, you ain't got both ears and eyes, you Ugly, yeah, you Ugly!"

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