Avoiding Irony Deficiency

Irony is a virus. Early exposure is crucial for health later in life. An irony deficiency can have dire consequences if left untreated too long. Best results are seen when exposing children to irony. Overly sterile environments can be detrimental. Ideally irony exposure starts at home at a young age. Often groups of children will develop irony at roughly the same time, but if someone in your child's social group catches irony early, it can be a good idea to schedule an irony party, allowing other neighborhood children to get enough exposure to their infected friends to get a healthy inoculation.