01 May 2009

Organic Massage

I saw a flyer today advertising "organic massage". I admit I don't want to be caged, chemically fertilized, or even, um, "intensively reared" while getting a massage, but I've never felt I needed to seek out an "organic" variety.

2 comments:

  1. there's a "free range" pun in there somewhere...

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  2. perhaps it was that the sheets you would lay upon would be from organic cotton, and the oils used, extracted from organic plants? I certainly hope there wasn't something more insidious to the adjective.

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